Posts by The Devil

I taste of Death.

Doesn't everyone want a taste of death? Well they should. Most people deserve death. Keep away from me unless you think you're better than that. I probably won't like you.

Well I suppose that fits.

Lucifer

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Man, after all, creates gods in his own image.

by Bleep in

this is why i like to help those come to an accurate knowledge in the first place.

those that agree that there has been so many god's that have been worshiped can post here.

satan is behind it all of course.

The Devil

This is why I like to help those come to an accurate knowledge in the first place. Those that agree that there has been so many god's that have been worshiped can post here. Satan is behind it all of course.

As much as I would like to take the credit for that I can't. It was actually some renegade angels that decided they wanted the power that god and myself had. Unfortunately they didn't realize that even if they had humans believing in them it wouldn't make them stronger. Silly angels.

Lucifer

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This is why the Demons can't be human.

by Bleep in

only god has the power to create things.

but he can have help with the design.that is why they can only be mutants or huge giants when having relations with humans.

the demons have the power to go into the body.

The Devil

Actually there are a few select demons that I allow to be human. You may know some of them as the Governing Body.

Satans world is still at it trying to keep people from doing God's Principles. As you can see in my last post 1914 was the year Satan and his demons were casted down.

Oh come on now. We have been around for as long the time period I call the "genesis". We were never cast down. I decided that I needed some warmer weather whereas God refused to adjust the temperature accordingly. So I took those that wanted to go south and we made our own home. You might know it as "Hell".

And we never "force" anyone to go against god. Alot of people just realized they have more fun with me.

Lucifer

Edited by - The Devil on 25 July 2002 20:25:32

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Is There a HELL ??

by 67mustang in

according to revelation 20:10 the devil will be tormented day and night forever and ever along with the "false prophet".

i asked several jw's about this and the reply was "we don't take it like that" or "it doesn't literally mean that".

wether or not there is a hell it sure seams they are missing or ignoring something.

The Devil

Yes, Hell does exist. But I wouldn't necessarily call it torment (to me anyway).

Lucifer

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Who am I again?

by Bleep in

ahhhhh!.

you are a cog.

cope, whippersnapper, blep, troll, bla bla bla, sad.

The Devil

Bleep you are one of my sons.

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For the record........Jesus Christ was right!

by The Devil in

jw
friends

you know i was very content to just sit back on my dark throne of fire and let everything fall into place but jesus christ had to come along and mess things up for me.. i saw his post about how the jehovahs witnesses are not affiliated with him and god and yes it is true they are right.

for the record the group known as jehovahs witnesses are under my command and do my bidding.

as you well know they use fear to convert their members.

The Devil

I have been known to frequent California!

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Inquiring minds want to know......................

by SpiceItUp in

jw
friends

who is jesus christ and who is the devil?.

any ideas people?.

spice of the nosy class

The Devil

I knew I left the cat out.

Freddy come back home I know you're hungry. Ihave your favorite treats.

You will never guess who I am MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Lucifer

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For the record........Jesus Christ was right!

by The Devil in

jw
friends

you know i was very content to just sit back on my dark throne of fire and let everything fall into place but jesus christ had to come along and mess things up for me.. i saw his post about how the jehovahs witnesses are not affiliated with him and god and yes it is true they are right.

for the record the group known as jehovahs witnesses are under my command and do my bidding.

as you well know they use fear to convert their members.

The Devil

Since you are saying that Jesus Christ and I are the same person, as mcuh fun as that would be for me I dont think he would enjoy it all that much. Boy that would be a funnie joke from God now wouldn't it. I am the master of disguise but pretending that I am JC is against the rules. So while I can pretend to be any poster here (with the exception of coarse being JC) you will never figure it out. MWUAHAHAH.

And to rebut you--yes I have met JC many times. He is my half-brother. And we do not get along. I think thats because of his holier-than-thou approach.

Either way you have given me more of a reason to stick around and have a little fun.

Oh brother, Oh brother where are you...you dont want these people confusing the two of us now do you?

By the way - I got the looks in the family.

Lucifer